The Funny Thing Is by Ellen Degeneres
Author:Ellen Degeneres [Ellen Degeneres]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00
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March 3,
Dear Diary,
I've been working out my act at a few clubs around Los Angeles. Last night went great. Of course, at this stage of the process I haven't memorized anything, so I'm still reading off notes I've written all over my hands. The audience didn't seemto mind. Even though I started out every joke with "Hands sure are funny, aren't they?" while staring intently at my palms…
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March 7,
Dear Diary,
I leave in two days, so I guess it's time for me to think about what I'm going to bring. When I'm on tour I usually travel with about fifteen steamer trunks. The hardest part is figuring out what I'll wear for each show. Should I wear a pair of pants? Or should I wear pants instead? I weigh the options. Pants? Or pants? Then I realize I'm usually most comfortable onstage in pants. Still, bringing along some pants is probably a good idea. Just in case I change my mind …
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